text at left: Last night there was a program on TV / about how Zombies are everywhere among us! / I think I saw one on the bus this morning.
text at top: You watch too much television — find a way to be of use! / Grow vegetables — learn Spanish — Volunteer!
text below, left to right: Flowers for / my favorite/ Goddess! / I am so damned lonely / I hope that she can help me / find a girlfriend.