Text at top: You've got a handsome bird, young fella,/ but it's just a woodpecker. Wouldn't you like something more interesting,/ the crested wimwah from the jungles of South America!/ It eats raw meat!/ Or trade your bird/for a pair of warblers—/two for one,/ and they'll sing/their hearts out!/ What do you say?
Text mid-right: Trade my bird?
Text mid-left: that stork doesn't/suspect a thing! / Easy Does it!